A Job to die for

A college student could not take his final exam because of a funeral.

"No problem," the professor told him. " Make it up the following week"

That week came, and again he couldn't make it due to another funeral.

"You'll have to take the test early next week," the professor insisted. "I can't keep postponing it."
"I'll take the test next week if no one dies," the student told him.

By now the professor was suspicious. "How can you have so many people you know pass away in 3 weeks?" he asked.

"I don't know any of these people," he said. "But I'm the only grave digger in town."



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then burn them la... don't dig them....


damn..... my blog is getting dusty le..... =/



no updates at all....



food for thought:


read on the news paper on sun that singapore is getting more and more liberal towards the issues of homosexuals....



hmmm...... however, i think that its a case of what u don't see doesn't bothers u....



if u see a girl and a guy making out, its a normal thing....
if u see a guy and a guy, i think the 1st thing u will do is call yr friend, tell them that u just saw 2 guys...


hmmm....



ahahahhaa....


for me is if u don't bother me, it does not hurt me at all.....


however, this thing has been bothering me alot of times.... =/



i've been attracting more guys than girls lo... i also dunno y.....


this is so sad man...



hahahah....



more ppl hav been taking up on my concept on single is gd, single is gd....



y arr....


ppl arr.... dun follow in my footsteps...


hahaha.....


my 'mum' and xiao mei has been doing that...


hahaha.... please arr.....



"single is gd, single is gd" is only for me arrr...



hhahaha...


cos i dun believe in that anymore....



confused no more =)