Friday, January 25, 2008

omg...



pls dun ever give me hazelnut hot choco ever at night...


hahaha.....




turns me high..


hahhaha...


1 grp of BFS ppl came into the shop...


so scary...

hahahaha...


OFFF


yeah!!


Thursday, January 24, 2008

joke of the day:


A hippie on a city bus notices a young nun sitting across from him and at once finds himself very attracted to her. He moves to sit with her and after telling her that she is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen, he asks her to dinner

The nun declines, and the hippie proceeds to invite the nun for "perhaps a roll in the hay". The nun, of course, declines the offer and gets off at the next stop

The hippie, offended and very disappointed, strikes up a conversation with the bus driver. The driver leans over and says to the hippie, "You really want that nun, huh?"

After the hippie nods emphatically and demonstrates his point with several lewd gestures, the driver grins and thinks for a moment.

Well," he says, "Every Thursday at six PM she takes this bus to the local cemetery, where she prays for about an hour. You two could be alone there..."

The hippie grows excited as he thinks of a plan.

Thursday comes and the hippie waits by the entrance to the cemetery. Sure enough, at six PM he sees the nun enter and he quietly follows her. She stops and kneels by a headstone and clasps her hands in prayer.

The eager hippie opens his knapsack, and puts on his costume---a long flowing white robe and a bearded face mask. He tosses a handful of glitter at the nun and catching her attention, he steps slowly towards her.

"My child" he says in a soft voice, "It is I, your Lord. You have been such a faithful servant to me, I have come to reward you with a satisfying sexual experience."

The nun gasps, "Oh....Well, that is fine, but could you take me from behind? At least that way I could still consider myself a virgin. My vow of celibacy is important to me."

The hippie, eager to get going nods and takes the nun in his arms. He turns her around, bends her over, and performs anal sex until they are both pleasantly worn out.

After they are finished, the hippie pulls off his mask and shouts... "HAHA, I'M THE HIPPIE!!!"

to which the nun responds by taking off her mask and shouting... "HAHA, I'M THE BUS DRIVER!!!"


LOL


*shakes off the cobwebs*

hey ppl!!!!



im back!!!!


hahahaha... lots of lots 2 update



=)



firstly went 2 the zoo arnd 1 or 2 weeks back...



was quite a fun trip...


hahaha



overall was fun till the time tt it rained -.-


did not managed to get a view of the giraffes and lions


they were hiding somewhere lo...


zZz...


went arnd after tt....



and even tough im quite slow,



it times to announce that tissue lady has found her true love!!!

OMG



both are equally matching lo....



as they are both equally disgusting...


eeee....



rumor has it that they have even come back for a second show...


and here is to wishing them that both of them can marry each other and hav a soccer team together...


huat ar...


hahaha


speaking of matching, i tink mr snowbunny can find his chang er also


hahaha...


bunny knows who im talkin bout hor...


****


secret


whahahahahah...


not 2 young also ar...



speaking of GV,


its kinda sad to know that the powerpuff girls will be leaving le...


hahaha... wishing them luck =)



tomo also marks the end of my 13 day shift...


and its end with a full shift...

sadded


hahaha...


oh yeah...



rip heath ledger =)


Thursday, January 10, 2008

nothing 2 blog about nowadays...


hahaha... workin and workin...


going 2 zoo soon!!!!


whee!!! =)



A special note to JW:


dont ever think too much ok???


you (Me) alr hav alot of white hair le...


so just be happy =)


and stop bottling everything up

sooner or later u are going to explode


just vent it out ok =)


Tuesday, January 08, 2008

hey ppl im back!!!


nothing much 2 update tis few days...


hahaha...


was shivering thru out at bernice's hse yest...


hahaha...


fun ar...


laughed until i had stitch yest..



work was bored as always...


ar...
workin tomo as well



ppl pls come find me =)


Thursday, January 03, 2008

im back ppl =)


workin through tis few days...


been quite an easy week =)



no ppl always let my mind wanders...


and i dont like my mind to wander...



arr....


你却微笑的离我而去

been listening to tis song for the past few days...


hahahaha...


also dunno y...



nv been seeing alot of ppl le... =(


Tuesday, January 01, 2008

oh...


it is my 300rd post...


and it is the new year =)



sorry peeps... for some of the msg does not get through....



the network is really down man... =(


resolutions:

Dont talk so much
Dont think too much
get my weight up
spend more time with her
spend more time with friends


Ups of 2007:

Meeting of the GC family
Getting into Adidas
Meeting her



Downs of 2007:
Da Bao for 1 semster
Workin lik crazy in june



life is full of ups and downs


hope there were be more ups than downs ahead


happy new yr ppl =)


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